What? Should I say something clever? Lemme think... actually, you think of something. I mean, I say I'm lazy, but I'm not just like "I'm lazy" it's more like a "I'm lazy." You see the difference? Well it would be a lot easier to descern if I was saying it rather than typing it so you have to be a little imaginitive. I'm kind of out of things to say.
So here's an interesting scenario: imagine you're stuck in an elevator with Ben Stein. There's no ultimatum or anything. Just imagine you're in an elevator with Ben Stein. So now I've just been informed this is supposed to be a bio. So I never know what to say for these.
Umm I'm Kevin. I'm a musician before anything else. I sing and play lead guitar in a band called Hell's Conspiracy (come see us at the Stafford like every Saturday) and I play drums in a band called Mors Ante Vida. That's Greek or Latin for something. And I'm starting another band right now. It's going to be a psychadelic rock band. Once that one gets going, I'm gonna start up a jazz fusion band and that will prolly be about all the bands I can handle. What else?
I think it might be good to know I'm an atheist. I'm not about to get into all of that though. I hate it when really religious people come up to me and start interrogating me and I can justify everything I believe and they still walk away thinking they're right.
I don't like Texas. I came from Portland, Oregon and I have no clue why we moved to Texas. The weather is terrible and with all due respect, southerners are mostly ignorant, arrogant, stubborn, and generally less sophisticated. You're basically feeding the stereotype. Yeah. I like to wear Ray Bans; they make people look cool. But Oakleys make people look like douchebags. Is that school appropriate? No? Come on, it's high school, we're high schoolers. We say things like that. Who are they trying to protect by trying to make things school appropriate? One way or another, everyone is gonna be exposed to vulgarity. People need to realize that when teenagers have free time, they go *****, *****, and ****. Is that appropriate enough? You know what they say, it's not like it's a mystery. They do that on TV shows too. They censor words and middle fingers. Everybody knows what they're saying! That's where I stand on a few things. This is a blog. You'll learn more as you go but for now, I really have no motivation to keep this going. I'm lazy, remember?
